Career Options

- Llama farming
- Aeronautical space exploring (ie. Astronaut, woo!)
- Morman-focused marriage counselling (since learning that Mormans can get divorced...who knew?)
...to be continued

Important Points:

1. Options are presented in active-verb form, not as nouns, because...
a) labels dis-able
b) my identity should not be essentialized by focusing on my actions within the capitalist system
c) I have agency, dammit

2. Options are presented in no apparent order because...
a) my life is an equal-opportunity postmodern canvas for work choices
...but, llama-farming will always (not-so) secretly be at the top

3. Identity politics has ruined me.

Letters

Letters are the new lists. Uh oh.


Dear Coffee,
I miss you. We weren't good for each other. Please know that Green Tea is just a transitional coping mechanism.
Love always,
Kyla xox

Dear School,
I've given you almost 4 good years. Please don't kill me in these last 4 weeks.
I'll lay partial blame on Daylight Savings, but please be reasonable.
Regards,
Kyla

Dear Daylight Savings,
Bite me.
K