I am officially educated enough to have lost all faith in humanity, as a theoretical construct, an abstract proposition, and a tangible entity. Thus, I feel I have two immediate options:
1. Tattoo an anchor on my foot, smoke a pack of cigarettes, and ride out my twenties waiting for China to take over.
2. Fly to Quebec.
Option 2 is taken care of and ready to go, but I'm not ruling out option 1 entirely as I feel it is always necessary to have a backup plan.
In other, less disparaging news, I have an actual writing project that will begin next week, involving fewer obscure philosophical references. And pictures.
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I lost my faith in humanity a priori.
ReplyDeletethe tattoo needs to be on your bum. not your foot.
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